do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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