There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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