The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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