"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
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Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
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idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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