She announced her abortion via fbk
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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