you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
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