ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Randomize
