she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
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I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
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I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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