I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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