We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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