He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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