Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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