The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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