Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
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I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
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When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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