The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
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