My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
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I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
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Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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