Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
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cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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