2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Do plants get herpes?
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