Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I want to make a zoo with you.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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