You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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