he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
You can't just leave with hair like that
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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