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I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
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