"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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