Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
