it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
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You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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