we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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