On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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