I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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