two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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