Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Randomize
