No awkward lesbian experiences without me
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
