Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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