NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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