apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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