bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
sex in a hospital.. check
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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