Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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