That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
We don't watch enough power rangers
So much rum. So many feels.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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