its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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