I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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