ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
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Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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