I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
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Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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