i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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