is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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