Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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