were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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