i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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