I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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