That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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