waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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