If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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