I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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