I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
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Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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