Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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