I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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