We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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